4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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