He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just had sex on a roof
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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