Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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