I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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