i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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