I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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