I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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