They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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