no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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