Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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