Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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