with your own penis?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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