is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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