So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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