I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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