I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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