How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The Olympian is in my bed
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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