This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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