After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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