Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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