..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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