Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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