is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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