Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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