you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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