she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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