He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
