i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think my moral compass just broke
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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