I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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