I will die if light touches me.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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