Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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