all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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