There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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