Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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