we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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