i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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