Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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