On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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