let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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