they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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