BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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