I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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