I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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