that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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