Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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