I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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