just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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