I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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