he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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