well I can't set my house on fire every night
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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