Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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