im gay
i know
yea but for you.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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