cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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