Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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