Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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